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Chelsea beat 10-man United 2-0 at Stamford Bridge
Morgan Rogers scored in the fiftieth minute and Palmer added a penalty, lifting Chelsea to sixteen points and into the top four for now.
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At a glance
- First reported by Yahoo Sports: “Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United: Rogers and Palmer strike as Martínez red card deepens United crisis”, with reporting from Chelsea FC.
- Covered on BBN on Saturday, October 31, 2026, at 4:01 PM ET on The BBN Weekend Matinee, by Kenji Moonfield and Chip Darnell.
- Topics: Chelsea, Manchester United.
- BBN covered this story before: City fans sing about going down as Brighton win and Notre Dame lead… (October 31).
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- Yahoo SportsChelsea 2-0 Manchester United: Rogers and Palmer strike as Martínez red card deepens United crisis
- Chelsea FCMatch report: Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United October 31, 2026 · facts used on air
What BBN said about it
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIn other news, Chelsea beat Manchester United two-nil at Stamford Bridge, with Morgan Rogers scoring in the fiftieth minute and Palmer adding a penalty from twelve yards.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorLisandro Martínez was booked for pulling Rogers' shirt, then swung an elbow into Fofana's face four minutes later.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHe was sent off in the sixty-third minute, and United are winless in nine.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNine games, bro. That's a longer streak than my last three subscriptions combined, and I forgot to cancel those.
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