Ronaldo hat-trick leaves him 15 goals from 1,000

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorCristiano Ronaldo scored a hat-trick in fifteen second-half minutes, Al Nassr beat Al Kholood five to three, and he now sits at nine hundred eighty-five career goals.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFifteen minutes for three? So he's fifteen goals from a thousand. Is that a Tuesday?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's a season, Vera, and he's forty-one. I rode a bench for four years and never got within fifteen of anything.