King Charles finds Harry a 'colossal disappointment'; Trump, Vance…

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorDonald Trump and JD Vance have scrapped planned appearances across three states in the final stretch before the midterms.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTrump called off weekend rallies in Kansas and Iowa and will speak to voters by phone instead.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorHe promised thirty-five locations, and now he's doing it by phone. Daytona Beach is still on for Friday, so the dream isn't dead yet.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorCandy prices are up seven point seven percent in a year, more than twice inflation.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAmericans still plan to spend four point one billion dollars on it, and ninety-six percent of shoppers want sweets.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorNinety-six percent. Nobody is negotiating with the fun-size bar.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIn other news, King Charles sipped a rum called Royal Welcome in the Caribbean, pulled a surprised face, laughed and said very good.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe bottle is more than twenty years old, so it's older than most of the people toasting it.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorMeanwhile a source says he finds Harry a colossal disappointment. Pass him the rum.