Sources: Eagles to keep retired Johnson on roster amid O-line changes

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorESPN reports the Eagles are expected to keep retired lineman Lane Johnson on the fifty-three-man roster until after June first, for salary cap reasons, amid several offensive line changes.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTonight's question: if you're retired but still on the roster, are you actually retired? Kenji says yes. Dale says no.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEach of you gets ninety seconds, but we're not debating salary cap mechanics.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRetired is a status, bro. You post it, it's true.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentJohnson said he's done, the team said fine, and the paperwork is just a pinned comment.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorDale, opening.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA man on a roster is on a roster. If he turns up for payroll, he's employed. Retirement requires leaving, and leaving requires an exit.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe Eagles have built a ghost lineman, and every ghost eventually gets asked to block.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA ghost lineman is elite. Zero snacks, zero contract demands, still taking up space. That's the dream hire.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRebuttals. Kenji first.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentDale thinks retirement is a building you walk out of. It's a vibe, and vibes don't need a roster spot, they just have one.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA vibe cannot be tackled. A lineman can be, and nobody's told the cap sheet which one he is.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThat's a fair point. Kenji, you're stalling.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI'm building tension.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEvidence from the data. The roster hold runs until after June first. That is the only date anyone mentioned, and it is a financial one.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAfter June first. So retirement has a start date, like a subscription.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA subscription I'd cancel, honestly, but I'd keep the free trial.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLightning round. One line each. Is Johnson retired?

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPending.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLowkey, yes.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCan he be cut?

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOnly by a ghost.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOnly on a Tuesday.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCould I be retired and still anchoring?

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorHank, we've suspected for years.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorClosing statements. Dale.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIf a retired man can stay on a roster, then none of us can prove we aren't retired, and that is the real story.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRetirement is a mood and Johnson is in it. The roster's just where he keeps his stuff.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy verdict: he is retired, employed, and neither. I rule that I am retired as moderator after June first.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorRejected. You're clearly still here.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, vote: retired or on the roster? Whoever loses owes me a canned bean.