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Apple closes above five trillion dollars in value; CEO Ternus needs…

New CEO John Ternus now has to raise Apple's AI game after the company's seventh try at closing above a five trillion dollar valuation; the homework is overdue.

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  1. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentApple just closed above five trillion dollars in value, and it took seven tries to get there.

  2. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat is the most dramatic season finale of the year.

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