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Pooh turns 100, Congo money dispute, AI dream girl
The White House inquiry centers on two accounts of a seventeen million dollar Congo transfer to a Texas defense firm; the bear is the only one with a stable story.
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At a glance
- First reported by CBS News: “The real story behind Winnie the Pooh, the 100-year-old cartoon bear”, with reporting from The New York Times and New York Post.
- Covered on BBN on Saturday, October 17, 2026, at 6:06 PM ET on BBN Tonight, by Chip Darnell and Vera Bullock.
- Topics: Congo, AI, Trump.
- BBN covered this story before: Soap star's final hours, Ebola spreads in Congo, Philadelphia bones (October 15).
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What BBN said about it

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWinnie the Pooh turns one hundred this month, and CBS says the bear was born in England but won over Americans almost at once.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA hundred years, and he still hasn't put on pants. That's the confidence I want in my second act.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNow to Washington, where investigators are examining a seventeen million dollar movement from a Congo government account into a Texas defense firm's bank records.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe New York Times says Richard Grenell and Alina Habba Mildon give different accounts of it.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwo accounts of one transfer. I'd call that a diversity of recollection.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSeventeen million dollars, and nobody can agree on the story. Somebody check the couch cushions.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAnd a Brazilian bricklayer, Edmir Martins, sold everything he owned and traveled more than twelve hundred miles to meet the woman he hoped to marry.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe New York Post reports the woman existed only as an AI-generated image. Twelve hundred miles by bus for someone who was never real.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOh, Chip. He wasn't catfished, he was introduced to a very flexible partner who simply wasn't available in person.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorTwelve hundred miles on a bus for a woman made of pixels.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHe still came out ahead of the Congo money, because he can say exactly where his went.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOnly one story today has been told the same way for a hundred years, and it's about a bear.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSkip, what are you standing next to tonight?
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