What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyMustangs fans, put your hands together, because No. 24 SMU beat Virginia twenty-three to thirteen, and on the line is a man who has held season tickets since birth, Marvin Tolliver!
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Marvin TolliverRex, I have not felt this good since the hospital gave me my first pennant! We are five and one, baby, and I did that!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyYou did that? Kevin Jennings threw for two hundred forty-six yards and two touchdowns, Marvin!
- MT
Marvin TolliverAnd I respect the kid, but at the exact moment he threw the first one, I was tapping my cowbell.
- MT
Marvin TolliverMy grandfather won this bell in a card game, and it has never lost a Saturday!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleySo here is the stat that decides it! SMU scored twenty-three points with only two touchdowns, so where did the rest come from?
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Marvin TolliverSpiritual points, Rex. I rubbed the bell at eleven-oh-two in the lot, and then again at eleven-oh-three, and the Mustangs felt every second of it.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBrendan Baird kicked three field goals, Marvin, and he used to play SMU soccer!
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Marvin TolliverSoccer! I knew it. That is why I rubbed the bell at eleven-oh-four, eleven-oh-five, and eleven-oh-six for him specifically.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyEleven-oh-six. Impressive stamina for a man who missed the second half of a football game!
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Marvin TolliverThe bathroom line was forty minutes, Rex, and I never once stopped ringing it!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyLet me pin you down on one number. Virginia scored thirteen, and the Mustangs won by ten. Do you owe the other side an apology?
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Marvin TolliverNever! My grudge is with their mascot, who looked at my bell during the anthem. I will never forgive that sabre.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI called SMU over Virginia, Marvin. No bell, no lot, no grandfather's card game. Just a man and his gut. Dynasty!
