UK launches first space junk-collecting robot claw mission

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe UK is launching the world's first mission to clear space junk using giant satellite-propelled claws that snatch debris out of orbit.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWith us is a source familiar with the matter, speaking from a parking garage. Thank you for coming on.

3. BS

   Bartholomew SneedI can't confirm I'm here. I'm told I'm on level three, and the person who told me is me. Please don't show the ceiling.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo, is there really an apocalyptic amount of junk in orbit?

5. BS

   Bartholomew SneedI can't confirm there's junk up there.

6. BS

   Bartholomew SneedI can only say that if there were junk, it would be in orbit, so please don't quote me on the orbit.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo let's confirm: the claws are genuinely real, right?

8. BS

   Bartholomew SneedI'm told the grabbing situation is underway. My cousin told me, and then I told him. Did you hear a car door?

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat was my own microphone.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLet me put it to you plainly: the sky is full of garbage, and anyone with a telescope can see it.

11. BS

    Bartholomew SneedThen you've seen more than I'm cleared to confirm.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOur thanks to you for your courage.

13. BS

    Bartholomew SneedPlease don't say where the sky is.