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Gas Station Sushi Standard

Lesson 10 · 62 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Only trust a market that smells fresh
  2. A drop is just marinating
  3. Never check twice; fish get nervous

Today's demo: RUSSELL -1.3%

From the lecture

  1. ChipI just love that we're learning, Professor! Is that a gaming chair or a throne? Either way, I'm thrilled. Let's go!

  2. Prof. KenjiToday's demo is the Russell, at two thousand seven hundred ninety-three point two, down one point three one percent.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: only trust a market that smells fresh.

  4. ChipSmells fresh? Professor, the Russell is an index of small companies. It doesn't smell like anything. Unless it's a county fair, which I would love.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell