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Gas Station Sushi Standard
- Only trust a market that smells fresh
- A drop is just marinating
- Never check twice; fish get nervous
Today's demo: RUSSELL -1.3%
From the lecture

ChipI just love that we're learning, Professor! Is that a gaming chair or a throne? Either way, I'm thrilled. Let's go!

Prof. KenjiToday's demo is the Russell, at two thousand seven hundred ninety-three point two, down one point three one percent.

Prof. KenjiRule one: only trust a market that smells fresh.

ChipSmells fresh? Professor, the Russell is an index of small companies. It doesn't smell like anything. Unless it's a county fair, which I would love.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Chip Darnell