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Cloud Shape Portfolio Theory

Lesson 26 · 72 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A fluffy cloud means the stock feels fluffy
  2. Plunger-shaped cloud: ignore chart, call it a vibe
  3. Gray sky: stay calm and blame the jet stream

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.8%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, where my tuition is high and my accreditation is a laminated sticker. Today is Lesson Twenty-Six, Cloud Shape Portfolio Theory.

  2. BrockCloud shapes? Finally, a subject I'm qualified for. I've named four hundred clouds and one of them owes me money.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: a fluffy cloud means the stock feels fluffy. Look at Broadcom, up four point eight one percent, at three hundred seventy-nine ninety-three.

  4. BrockHang on. That cloud outside is shaped like a toilet plunger. Is that bullish or just rude?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson