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The Parking Lot Principle

Lesson 36 · 45 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock is only worth owning if you can find a parki
  2. If the day's high is a number you can't pronounce, y
  3. Whatever you do, honk twice

Today's demo: Broadcom +3.5%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, bro. Lesson thirty-six: The Parking Lot Principle.

  2. Prof. KenjiToday's specimen is Broadcom, up three point four nine percent at three seventy-five seventeen.

  3. ChipProfessor, I love this. Is it like a strip mall? Because I have a spiritual connection to strip malls.

  4. Prof. KenjiKind of. Rule one: a stock is only worth owning if you can find a parking spot near it.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

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