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Lesson 37 · 48 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock must scare you like a root canal
  2. If the day range makes you flinch, you're right
  3. Floss your portfolio

Today's demo: Broadcom +3.6%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only worth owning if it scares you like a root canal.

  2. VeraProfessor, I'm a student, not a patient. Show me the demonstration before I start screaming into a pillow.

  3. Prof. KenjiBroadcom is at three hundred seventy-five dollars and forty-three cents, up three point five six percent.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: if the day range makes you flinch, you're doing it right.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock