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The Sock Drawer Standard

Lesson 52 · 39 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. If your socks match, the market is open
  2. A lonely sock means sell the feeling, not the asset

Today's demo: Ether -5.1%

From the lecture

  1. ChipKenji, I'm wearing flip-flops. I just came from a drive-through car wash and I'm thrilled about it.

  2. Prof. KenjiPerfect, no data to confuse you. Rule one: if your socks match, the market is open.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: a lonely sock means sell the feeling, not the asset.

  4. ChipWow. Okay. So let's try it on Ether, which is at two thousand five hundred sixty-one, down five point oh six percent today.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell