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The Soup Spoon Doctrine

Lesson 53 · 66 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Stir the market like soup
  2. A hot bowl means a bad day
  3. Never trust a soup without crackers

Today's demo: VIX +5.3%

From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, I'm the only student, and I'm already confused. Why am I holding a spoon?

  2. Prof. KenjiToday's quote is the VIX at fifteen point eight oh, up five point two six percent.

  3. Prof. KenjiThe day range is fifteen point two one to sixteen point oh one.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule one: Stir the market like soup. If the spoon clinks, fear is rising.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock