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The Parking Meter Principle

Lesson 54 · 47 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A price only counts while the meter is running
  2. If you get a ticket, the market says hello
  3. Never feed the meter more than a quarter

Today's demo: Ether -5.0%

From the lecture

  1. VeraPer BBN market data, Broadcom dropped two point six percent in fifteen minutes. Now, Professor Kenji, class is in session.

  2. VeraEther is at two thousand five hundred sixty-one, down five point oh five percent. The meter looks expired to me.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: if you get a ticket, that's the market saying hello. Rule three: never feed the meter more than a quarter.

  4. VeraKenji, the day range is two thousand five hundred fifty-four to two thousand six hundred ninety-eight. You're parked at the bottom of it.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Vera Bullock
  • Professor Kenji Moonfield