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BBN Trading Academy
The Houseplant Hedge
- If your fern droops, the market droops
- Water the plant only when the day range looks thirst
Today's demo: Ether -4.8%
From the lecture
RexProfessor, I'm a former third-string kicker. I've been benched by experts. Please go slow.
Prof. KenjiRule one: if your fern droops, the market droops. Ether is at 2,566, down four point eight five percent. Check your fern, Rex.
Prof. KenjiIt's drooping, bro.
RexMine is plastic. So it's been in a bear market since I bought it.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley