Bathroom Line Theory

From the lecture

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   Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, class. Today is Lesson fifty-six: the Bathroom Line Theory.

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   Prof. KenjiOur subject is Ether, at two thousand five hundred sixty-six, down four point eight six percent.

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   RexProfessor, I've never been this confused, and I once got cut by a team that never played me.

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   Prof. KenjiRule one: the shorter the bathroom line, the lower the price. Rule two: if you've been waiting more than ten minutes, double your position.