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The Elevator Button Method

Lesson 57 · 44 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Press the button forty times
  2. If the doors open lower, the market agrees
  3. Never take the stairs

Today's demo: Ether -4.8%

From the lecture

  1. RexProfessor, that's down four point eight percent today. The day range is twenty-five fifty-four to twenty-six ninety-eight. That's a blowout.

  2. RexA margin call with a hat on.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: press the button forty times so the price knows you're serious.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: if the doors open on a lower floor, that's the market agreeing with you.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley