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The Leftover Pizza Protocol

Lesson 58 · 41 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A coin is only cold when the pizza is cold
  2. Never reheat a position

Today's demo: Ether -5.5%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.Ether is down five point five four percent today. Day range, two thousand five hundred forty-four to two thousand six hundred ninety-eight.

  2. Dr.Why am I here, Professor?

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: a coin is only cold when the pizza is cold. Sniff the box, bro. If it smells like regret, it's a dip.

  4. Dr.That's not a rule, that's a health code violation. Please say there's a second one.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte