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The Doorbell Doctrine

Lesson 68 · 44 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Only trade when someone rings your doorbell
  2. If it's a delivery guy, double it
  3. A neighbor's doorbell counts if you squint

Today's demo: Meta -2.2%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiRule two: if it's a delivery guy, double it.

  2. Dr.That is not a strategy, Kenji. That is a Tuesday with a package.

  3. Prof. KenjiDemonstration. Meta is at seven hundred twenty-two dollars and forty-one cents, down two point two three percent today. Nobody rang. So we do nothing, aggressively.

  4. Dr.The day range was seven hundred twenty point one five to seven hundred thirty-eight. Your doorbell sounds like a sad hamster on a wheel.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte