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BBN Trading Academy
The Doorbell Doctrine
- Only trade when someone rings your doorbell
- If it's a delivery guy, double it
- A neighbor's doorbell counts if you squint
Today's demo: Meta -2.2%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiRule two: if it's a delivery guy, double it.

Dr.That is not a strategy, Kenji. That is a Tuesday with a package.

Prof. KenjiDemonstration. Meta is at seven hundred twenty-two dollars and forty-one cents, down two point two three percent today. Nobody rang. So we do nothing, aggressively.

Dr.The day range was seven hundred twenty point one five to seven hundred thirty-eight. Your doorbell sounds like a sad hamster on a wheel.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Dr. Nina Byte