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BBN Trading Academy
The Leftover Pizza Principle
- A stock is just pizza, good cold if liked hot
- Warm box, don't touch; greasy, you're early
- The stop-loss is whoever finishes the last slice
Today's demo: Meta -2.1%
From the lecture
Dr.I'm the student, apparently. I have three PhDs, and I'm taking notes from a man in a gaming chair.
Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is just pizza, and it's only good cold if you liked it hot. Check the fridge, not the chart.
Dr.That is not a rule. That is a snack. Please demonstrate on something real.
Prof. KenjiMeta. Seven twenty-three thirty, down two point one one percent. Day range seven twenty point one five to seven thirty-eight.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
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