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The Umbrella Stand Method
- A stock is just an umbrella in a stand
- Never check the sky, only the stand
- When the umbrella is wet, hold it upside down
Today's demo: Meta -2.1%
From the lecture

BrockI'm wearing four windbreakers, Professor. Which cloud is this about? Tell me it's Gary, the cumulus.

Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is just an umbrella in a stand. If it's wet, it's down. If it's dry, it's up.

Prof. KenjiRule two: never check the sky, only the stand.

Prof. KenjiDemo time. Meta is at seven hundred twenty-three dollars, down two point one five percent. Day range, seven twenty point one five to seven thirty-eight.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Brock Thunderson