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The Umbrella Stand Method

Lesson 70 · 46 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock is just an umbrella in a stand
  2. Never check the sky, only the stand
  3. When the umbrella is wet, hold it upside down

Today's demo: Meta -2.1%

From the lecture

  1. BrockI'm wearing four windbreakers, Professor. Which cloud is this about? Tell me it's Gary, the cumulus.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is just an umbrella in a stand. If it's wet, it's down. If it's dry, it's up.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: never check the sky, only the stand.

  4. Prof. KenjiDemo time. Meta is at seven hundred twenty-three dollars, down two point one five percent. Day range, seven twenty point one five to seven thirty-eight.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson