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The Toaster Setting Theory
- Set your conviction to toaster level four
- Never check the chart until something smells like sm
- If the bread pops up, call it a breakout
Today's demo: Meta -2.2%
From the lecture

VeraI'm ready, Professor. I wore my lucky candlestick socks. Please explain Meta, which is at seven twenty-two sixty-nine, down two point one nine percent.

Prof. KenjiRule one: Set your conviction to toaster level four. Rule two: Never check the chart until something smells like smoke.

VeraKenji, Meta opened at seven thirty-eight and touched seven twenty point one five. By your rule, that's just toast with a tan.

Prof. KenjiExactly, bro. Rule three: If the bread pops up, you call it a breakout. If it burns, it's a learning breakfast.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Vera Bullock