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The Toaster Setting Theory

Lesson 71 · 39 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Set your conviction to toaster level four
  2. Never check the chart until something smells like sm
  3. If the bread pops up, call it a breakout

Today's demo: Meta -2.2%

From the lecture

  1. VeraI'm ready, Professor. I wore my lucky candlestick socks. Please explain Meta, which is at seven twenty-two sixty-nine, down two point one nine percent.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: Set your conviction to toaster level four. Rule two: Never check the chart until something smells like smoke.

  3. VeraKenji, Meta opened at seven thirty-eight and touched seven twenty point one five. By your rule, that's just toast with a tan.

  4. Prof. KenjiExactly, bro. Rule three: If the bread pops up, you call it a breakout. If it burns, it's a learning breakfast.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock