The Houseplant Hypothesis

From the lecture

1. 

   VeraI'm the student, and I'm already nervous. Our demonstration stock is META, at seven twenty-two oh four, down two point two eight percent today.

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one: water your position only when the fern looks dramatic. A droopy fern means the chart is thirsty.

3. 

   VeraKenji, the day range was seven twenty point one five to seven thirty-eight. My fern is fake. Is that bullish?

4. 

   Prof. KenjiRule two: never repot a loser. Rule three: if a leaf falls off, that's the market telling you it's autumn.