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The Parking Spot Protocol

Lesson 73 · 76 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. The closer the parking spot, the better the stock
  2. If somebody takes your spot, hold it with a folding
  3. Always park diagonally across two spots

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From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to BBN Trading Academy, where I'm Professor Kenji of Bagholder University. Today is Lesson seventy-three: The Parking Spot Protocol.

  2. Dr.I'm Dr. Byte. I have three PhDs and I'm already looking for the exit. Which is also a parking term, I realize.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: the closer the parking spot, the better the stock. Front row means conviction. Bro, never walk anywhere.

  4. Dr.That is not a thesis. That is laziness with a steering wheel. What are we demonstrating on?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

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