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BBN Trading Academy
The Garage Sale Doctrine
- A price is only real if somebody haggles
- Never pay the sticker, offer a dollar and a half-eat
- If the seller says no, shout that it's a collectible
Today's demo: Meta -2.3%
From the lecture

Dr.I have three PhDs and I'm already filing a complaint. What is the quote, Professor?

Prof. KenjiMeta is at seven twenty-two point two nine, down two point two five percent. Day range, seven twenty point one five to seven thirty-eight.

Prof. KenjiRule one: a price is only real if somebody haggles. Rule two: never pay the sticker, offer a dollar and a half-eaten sandwich.

Dr.That is not how exchanges work. Meta fell two point two five percent and you want to pay with a sandwich?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
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