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The Garage Sale Doctrine

Lesson 74 · 45 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A price is only real if somebody haggles
  2. Never pay the sticker, offer a dollar and a half-eat
  3. If the seller says no, shout that it's a collectible

Today's demo: Meta -2.3%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.I have three PhDs and I'm already filing a complaint. What is the quote, Professor?

  2. Prof. KenjiMeta is at seven twenty-two point two nine, down two point two five percent. Day range, seven twenty point one five to seven thirty-eight.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: a price is only real if somebody haggles. Rule two: never pay the sticker, offer a dollar and a half-eaten sandwich.

  4. Dr.That is not how exchanges work. Meta fell two point two five percent and you want to pay with a sandwich?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte