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BBN Trading Academy
Vending Machine Verdict
- A stuck snack means a stuck market
- Never trust a machine that hates wrinkles
- Shake the machine until it confesses
Today's demo: VIX +4.2%
From the lecture
RexProfessor, I'm a former third-string kicker. I sat on a bench for four years. Please use small words.
Prof. KenjiRule one: if the snack gets stuck, the market is stuck. The VIX day range is fifteen thirty-one to sixteen oh two.
Prof. KenjiThat's a snack hanging by one corner, bro.
RexSo when the bag drops, the fear drops? Wait, I'm scared of the bag now.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley