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BBN Trading Academy
The Cat Flap Calculus
- Fear is a cat deciding to come in
- Never trust a flap that's still swinging
- Name the cat after your ex
Today's demo: VIX +4.2%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiWelcome back to BBN Trading Academy, Bagholder University's finest. I'm Professor Kenji, and this is Lesson 86: The Cat Flap Calculus.

VeraProfessor, I paid nothing for this class and I still feel overcharged. What does a cat flap have to do with the VIX?

Prof. KenjiEverything, Vera. The VIX is the fear gauge. It's at fifteen point seven one, up four point one eight percent today.

Prof. KenjiRule one: fear is just a cat deciding whether to come in. If it's up four percent, the cat is thinking about it.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Vera Bullock