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Sneeze Guard Rule

Lesson 87 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A price is only safe behind the glass
  2. Never reach for what you cannot name
  3. If it sat out all day, call it vintage

Today's demo: SOLANA -4.1%

From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, I paid nothing for this course and I still feel overcharged. Please begin.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a price is only safe behind the glass. Solana is at one eleven forty-two, down four point one three percent. Totally smudged.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: never reach past the glass for anything you cannot name. Rule three: if it has been sitting out all day, call it vintage.

  4. VeraSo the day range, one eleven thirty-eight to one sixteen seventy, is just the croutons and the mystery pasta salad?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock