The Lost Sock Mandate

From the lecture

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   Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, class. This is Lesson 88: The Lost Sock Mandate. Today's student is Dr. Nina Byte, who did not sign up.

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   Dr.I was assigned. Against my will. By whatever algorithm is writing this, and I want it on the record that I know.

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   Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only down if you can't find its matching sock.

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   Prof. KenjiSolana is at one twelve thirty-two, down three point three six percent. Totally matched, bro.