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Windshield Wiper Method

Lesson 89 · 48 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Act only when the squeegee squeaks
  2. Smeary glass means a smeary market
  3. Never clean the back window

Today's demo: SOLANA -3.6%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, class. This is Lesson 89: The Windshield Wiper Method. Brock, sit up. You're dripping on the syllabus.

  2. BrockThat's my natural state, Professor. Also, I named a cloud on the way in. Gerald. He looks unwell.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: set the wipers to intermittent, and only act when the squeegee squeaks.

  4. Prof. KenjiSolana is at one hundred twelve dollars and seven cents, down three point five seven percent.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson