Archaeologists discover 4,400-year-old shipwreck off Turkey's coast

What BBN said about it

1. 

   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorArchaeologists have found a shipwreck off the coast of Turkey that they say is four thousand four hundred years old.

2. 

   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFour thousand years on the bottom and nobody has called a hearing. I say the captain left late, and I say it with total certainty.

3. 

   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorDale, the crew has no names, no logbook and no surviving witnesses. You are accusing a ghost of tardiness.

4. 

   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorLet me finish. Every ship that sinks was running behind, and the ocean is just the world's slowest consequence.

5. 

   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo the captain is guilty, and the cargo is the alibi.

6. 

   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe cargo is always the alibi. Somebody packed that boat in a rush and then blamed the weather, just like a modern airline.

7. 

   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have sat through hearings on ships from this century with living captains, and none of them ended this cleanly.

8. 

   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCleanly how?

9. 

   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNobody sues, nobody resigns, and the only thing that surfaces after four thousand years is the pottery.

10. 

    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThen I am making the call. This wreck is cut from the final sixteen of history, effective immediately.

11. 

    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt has been cut for four thousand years, Dale. It is the longest benching on record. Brock, what does the sky have in store tonight?