Billy Joel's concerts compared to concussions, and the cost of…

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFolks, Billy Joel says his brain disorder means every concert feels like a concussion, and he isn't allowed to drive.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFox News has the details, and I have talking points.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number one. The man has a condition called hydrocephalus, and he still thinks about the audience first.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMeanwhile I call it a hard night when the coffee machine beeps twice.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number two. He can't drive. Think about that.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEvery one of us has complained about traffic, and he's been handed the one perk of being driven, and he never even asked for it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number three. He's unsure about touring. Really?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBecause I've read the whole story, and the only thing that's certain is that we all owe a man who wrote that many songs a little quiet.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo here's my conclusion, folks. The real villain tonight is the office printer, and I will not rest until it faces justice.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBrock, is it a gentle night out there, or should the printer be worried too?