NBA's Six New Coaches: One Will Draw a Play on a Napkin

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerYahoo Sports says the NBA opens with six coaches in new places, three of them first-time head coaches, including Michigan's national title winner heading to the Dallas Mavericks.

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   Hank LedgerVera, your take.

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   Vera BullockSix new coaches means six fresh starts, and the first-timers will win more than anyone thinks.

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   Vera BullockA college champion walks into those arenas already knowing the noise. Title in two years, minimum.

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   Hank LedgerTwo years is warm. HOT, but only a little sweaty.

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   Dale BearmanRubbish. Three rookie bosses means three men learning the clipboard live on national television.

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   Dale BearmanBy Christmas one of them draws a play on a napkin and calls it innovation.

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   Hank LedgerThe napkin is specific, so that's HOT.

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   Vera BullockA napkin?

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    Dale BearmanVera, the napkin is the better coach.

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    Hank LedgerMy final take: all six coaches get fired before the Plaza's netting comes down. Scaffolding forecast, six years.