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‘Crystal Lake’ Episode 3 Recap: Hammer Time

Pamela Voorhees takes center stage in the third episode of the slasher series, which the New York Post recapped; tenderizing has never felt this ominous.

On air: Hank Ledger, Gloria Vance and Dale Bearman on BBN Newsroom
Published 10:36 AM ET, Friday, October 16, 2026

At a glance

First reported by New York Post: “‘Crystal Lake’ Episode 3 Recap: Hammer Time”.
Covered on BBN on Friday, October 16, 2026, at 10:36 AM ET on BBN Newsroom, by Hank Ledger, Gloria Vance and Dale Bearman.
Topics: Crystal Lake.
BBN covered this story before: Crystal Lake boss defends Jason twist; Grey's returns tonight (October 15).

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New York Post‘Crystal Lake’ Episode 3 Recap: Hammer Time

What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWe promised you this one: the New York Post recap of Crystal Lake, episode three, in which Pamela Voorhees knocks a woman's face off with a meat hammer.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe Post's recap closes with a line borrowed from the arena, asking whether you are not entertained.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have covered real arenas, and the crowds there were less enthusiastic.
Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA meat hammer. In a kitchen drawer, between the whisk and the good scissors. Every household in Britain is armed and nobody has noticed.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's a mallet, Dale.
Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThat's what they all say right before the face comes off.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIt is a television show, and the woman is fine. I would still count my kitchen tools today.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm keeping mine with the beans.