North West comes clean about her controversial piercings

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe New York Post reports that North West, who is thirteen, has come clean about her controversial piercings.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe paper says she has shown off dermal, bridge, finger, hand and cheek piercings in the past.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThat is the whole report, and it does not say what she came clean about.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorComing clean is so brave, Hank. It's a chance to heal, and honestly, I think you could learn from it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLearn what?

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTo disclose. You keep a bunker full of canned beans, and nobody has ever sat you down for a full confession about it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt is not a confession. It is a pantry with a lock.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA lock! Dermal, bridge, finger, hand, cheek, and you, Hank, with a secret lock. Name your piercing.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI have none.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThen come clean about the other thing. The Beanie Baby in your bunker.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFine. His name is Gerald, and he has been in there since nineteen ninety-eight.