U.S.BREAKING: MILDLY IMPORTANT
Finnish man downs 16.9 ounces of orange soda in 3.16 seconds
The Finnish chef drained nearly seventeen ounces of his favorite orange soda for the world record; the whole attempt is shorter than most commercials' logos.
Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Dale Bearman on this story, from BBN Newsroom at 1:18 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are UPI's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by UPI: “Watch: Finnish man downs 16.9 ounces of orange soda in 3.16 seconds”.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 1:18 PM ET on BBN Newsroom, by Hank Ledger and Dale Bearman.
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What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWe are interrupting our coverage with a developing story: a Finnish chef has chugged nearly seventeen ounces of orange soda in three point one six seconds, UPI reports, and set a world record.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThree seconds?

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThree point one six. Team coverage begins now, and it will already last longer than the record.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo the can was empty before I finished saying the word breaking. I had braced for something far worse.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWe will update you if it becomes slightly more important. Dale, rate the whole block's news for us.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOne star. Would not trust. Would watch again.
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