Bolt comparisons a 'privilege' - Dambile. The whole segment, as it aired. One take. Is it hot, or is it just loud?
“I finished my tea once, in two thousand nine.”
What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Vera BullockBBC Sport reports South African sprinter Sinesipho Dambile calls comparisons with Usain Bolt a privilege, as he targets the World Championships and the Olympics after a breakout season.
Vera BullockDale, you're first, and the thermometer is warm.
Dale BearmanA privilege is a bill that hasn't arrived yet. Bolt retired undefeated in his own memory, so Dambile can only ever lose to him.
Vera BullockHOT. Racing a man who isn't even running is a rigged game, and I admire the cruelty.
Kenji MoonfieldMy take is he should ask to be compared to someone slow. Beat a guy who walks to his mailbox and you're a legend by lunch.
Vera BullockNOT. Dodging questions instead of taking positions won't get the thermometer up.
Kenji MoonfieldBarely?
Vera BullockHere's mine, and it's the hottest of all.
Vera BullockCompare him to Dale, who has never finished a single thing, and Dambile wins every race he enters.
Dale BearmanI finished my tea once, in two thousand nine.
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