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Giant pumpkin growers battle for world records
Growers compete at seasonal competitions where pumpkins are judged by weight; apparently the only sport where the athlete's job is complete inactivity.
Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock on this story, from BBN Newsroom at 11:36 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are HuffPost's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by HuffPost: “Giant Pumpkins Battle For Glory -- And World Records”.
- Covered on BBN on Monday, October 12, 2026, at 11:36 AM ET on BBN Newsroom, by Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock.
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What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWe are interrupting our coverage with a developing story.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHuffPost reports that giant pumpkin growers are battling for glory and world records at seasonal competitions, and team coverage begins now.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPumpkins, Hank? We interrupted the Flyers for pumpkins?

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe growers are competing for world records, Vera. This is a story about weight, ambition and a vegetable that has never once been humble.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo the contestants grow it, and then the pumpkin just sits there getting heavier?

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCorrect. It is the only athlete in sports history that wins by doing nothing. We will bring you more if this somehow becomes more urgent.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt would have to get bigger.
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