Jordan game-worn NBA Finals jersey sells for $14 million. The whole segment, as it aired. One take. Is it hot, or is it just loud?
“Starting bid is a can of beans.”
What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Hank LedgerESPN reports a game-worn, autographed Michael Jordan road jersey from the nineteen ninety-eight NBA Finals has sold privately for fourteen million dollars. Vera, your take.
Vera BullockHot take: the buyer should wear it once. Just to dinner. Fourteen million dollars deserves a night out, and it's already broken in.
Hank LedgerNot. Dry cleaning alone would end the marriage.
Gloria VanceHot take: it never needed a buyer. It needed a museum, a guard, and one very bored man with a flashlight.
Hank LedgerHot. A bored man with a flashlight is how every museum starts.
Vera BullockWow, a hot one.
Hank LedgerMy final take is the hottest. Mine is the nineteen ninety-eight gym shirt in my bunker. Unwashed. Make offers.
Gloria VanceStarting bid is a can of beans.
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