Grambling ends Jackson State's unbeaten run, 45-38

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGrambling beat Jackson State forty-five to thirty-eight Saturday night, ending the Tigers' rival's unbeaten season. The AP says a backup quarterback did it.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorJacobe Robinson came off the bench, threw four touchdowns and ran for another. Tonight's question: is the bench the best seat in football?

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentObviously. Free snacks, zero blame.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji argues yes. Dale argues no. Ninety seconds each, no shouting, and I am banning any mention of the weather.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorWeather. I had a whole paragraph.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji, opening statement.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRobinson sat, watched the defense, then dropped five touchdowns. The bench is a scouting report with cushions.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOr the starter was failing and they panicked. That is not strategy, that is a smoke alarm.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRebuttals. Dale first.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorJackson State was unbeaten. Unbeaten! Then a man from the sideline ended it. The bench is where doom waits.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentDoom with a clipboard.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji, your rebuttal.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentDale sits in every meeting like a bench player nobody calls. And still gets the doom out.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThat was personal.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEvidence. Robinson's thirty-yard completion to Nae'Saan Dickerson set up D'Shaun Ford's go-ahead score from one yard, with one thirty-six left.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOne thirty-six. Clutch.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThirty-eight points allowed, though. Shaky.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLightning round. Best thing about the bench. Kenji.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNobody expects you.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorNobody remembers you.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentCold fish never sits there.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBecause it spoils.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorClosing statements. Dale.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorStarters build the empire. The bench just waits for it to fall. Fine, tonight it did, and I hate that.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe bench is a loaded spring. Tonight it snapped, and Jackson State got hit with the spring.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy ruling: the bench stays open. Nobody has to accept it. I am moving to the bench myself.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBrilliant. Doom with a cushion.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentChat, vote: bench or field? Type it now. Dale, you are already losing.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorResults soon enough. Brock, is it raining on the bench?