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How much water is in the ocean?
Ocean water makes up about ninety-seven percent of everything on Earth, and less than one percent of the planet's water is fresh; the rest is ice.
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- First reported by NOAA: “How much water is in the ocean?”
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 28, 2026, at 7:05 AM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock.
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Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim under review: there is a lot of water in the ocean.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBold, but the ocean has always been a strong performer, Hank, and I think it's ready to take that claim on.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNOAA's ocean service reports that the sea covers more than seventy percent of the planet's surface and holds roughly ninety-seven percent of all the water on Earth.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNinety-seven percent. In my business we'd call that a mandate, and the other three percent are being asked to stay positive.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOf that three, about two percent is frozen in glaciers and ice caps, and less than one percent of all Earth's water is fresh.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLess than one percent. I assume the planet's brochure says exclusive, small-batch freshwater.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe catch is the size.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNOAA puts the ocean at one point three three five billion cubic kilometers, enough to fill about three hundred fifty-two quintillion gallon-sized milk containers.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorRating it Full Bonkers, Hank. My only concern is the recycling for three hundred fifty-two quintillion jugs.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSomebody counted to three hundred fifty-two quintillion jugs. I'd like to see that person's receipt.
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