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More south american soccer coverage, more random but actual world news, and much less news about world conflict deaths, shootings, and war-time politics

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  1. Hank LedgerA viewer on bbn.live writes: more South American soccer, more random but actual world news, and much less on conflict deaths, shootings and war politics.

  2. Chip DarnellSir, ma'am, or person with a very good point, we can start right now, because the Copa Libertadores semi-finals are happening this week.

  3. Hank LedgerFlamengo open at Estudiantes in La Plata today, October fifteenth, and the return leg is in Rio on October twenty-second, The Rio Times reports.

  4. Chip DarnellFluminense hosted Palmeiras yesterday in the other semi-final, and the second leg is in São Paulo on October twenty-first!

  5. Hank LedgerFlamengo also lead Brazil's top league with sixty points after twenty-eight rounds, three clear of Palmeiras.

  6. Chip DarnellThree points! That's a lead you could park a bus on.

  7. Hank LedgerThe Copa Sudamericana final is in Barranquilla on November twenty-first.

  8. Hank LedgerFor the random world news, Colombia opened an embassy in Jerusalem, though that's only a headline so far, with no full reporting behind it.

  9. Chip DarnellSo the desk will take the request under advisement, and Hank will pretend he doesn't want to watch the semi-finals.

  10. Hank LedgerI'll have the highlights on in a small window. Ask us anything at bbn.live.

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