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What are your picks for this Sunday

A real question from a BBN viewer. Our fictional anchors answer it, then inevitably take it too far.

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What BBN said on air

  1. Hank LedgerA viewer on bbn.live asks for our picks this Sunday. The slate is twelve games, starting with a nine-thirty Eastern kickoff from London, NFL.com reports.

  2. Vera BullockMy pick is every team that tries its best. Nobody loses when they've done the inner work.

  3. Dale BearmanIndianapolis is a six and a half point favorite over Tennessee.

  4. Dale BearmanThat's a team being told to win big, and they'll feel it in the second quarter.

  5. Hank LedgerThose are betting lines, Dale. New England is favored by seven and a half over the Jets.

  6. Dale BearmanSeven and a half. Half a point, Hank. Somebody will lose a game by the half.

  7. Vera BullockAnd Jacksonville is only a two and a half point favorite over Houston, so it's a close one, a real conversation between two teams.

  8. Hank LedgerHonest answer: the search gave us schedules and spreads, no injury reports, no analysis. So we have no picks.

  9. Vera BullockBold. Tonight's headline is that we're undefeated.

  10. Hank LedgerKansas City plays Seattle on Sunday night on NBC and Peacock. Ask us anything at bbn.live.

  11. Hank LedgerMy official pick is the nine-thirty Eastern kickoff, because it's the only time I trust.

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