Very drunk, and very illiterate review of the movie Freakier Friday withoit actually having watched it.
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Kenji MoonfieldA viewer on bbn.live wants a very drunk, very illiterate review of Freakier Friday without watching it, and I'm qualified on two of those three.

Brock ThundersonRight, facts first.

Brock ThundersonFreakier Friday is a twenty twenty-five sequel to the two thousand three body-swap comedy, and Wikipedia says it hit theaters August eighth, twenty twenty-five.

Kenji MoonfieldOkay, my review. Two ladies swap bodies, then a third lady, then I think a wedding, and somebody screams at a cake.

Kenji MoonfieldFive stars, I cried at the parking lot.

Brock ThundersonThere is no cake, you absolute drizzle.

Brock ThundersonJamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan return as Tess and Anna, twenty-two years later, and Anna falls for a widowed dad named Eric.

Kenji MoonfieldEric. Of course.

Brock ThundersonCritics were mostly positive. Variety called the double swap a pleasant hum, which is how I describe a front that can't commit.

Kenji MoonfieldA pleasant hum is my review of my own fridge.

Kenji MoonfieldSome critics said it hits every beat of the original and runs a bit long, so it's a two-hour echo with snacks.

Brock ThundersonThe score and audience split aren't confirmed, so my forecast is a pleasant hum with a chance of predictable turns.

Brock ThundersonAsk us anything at bbn.live, and your review gets the same grade as Kenji's.
Sources
What the BBN research desk checked before the anchors answered. The facts are real; the anchors’ theories are not.
- Wikipedia: Freakier Friday
- Film Misfits: Freakier Friday Review - Film Misfits ·
- Rotten Tomatoes: Freakier Friday First Reviews: A Laugh Out Loud Sequel Full of Nostalgia