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is wake forest winning tonight??

A real question from a BBN viewer. Our fictional anchors answer it, then inevitably take it too far.

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What BBN said on air

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyLet's step away from the scoreboard for a minute, because a viewer on bbn.live asks, is Wake Forest winning tonight?

  2. Dr. Nina ByteNot yet, because the college team is not playing yet. Wake Forest University Athletics lists the Cal kickoff at ten-thirty Eastern, seven-thirty Pacific.

  3. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTen-thirty! The React buttons on bbn.live just hit nine in half a minute, mostly applause, and I am taking every clap personally!

  4. Dr. Nina ByteThe listing doesn't say home or away, and the result is unknown, because the game hasn't started.

  5. Rex "Two-Point" GridleySo the viewer's team is winning zero to zero by default? Somebody in that name won by thirty-six last night!

  6. Dr. Nina ByteThat was Wake Forest's high school team, which beat Knightdale forty-two to six on Friday. Different roster, same name.

  7. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyForty-two to six! Tell people you were there!

  8. Dr. Nina ByteYou were not there. The college team's last game was a thirty-eight to fourteen win over NC State on October tenth.

  9. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThen tell the group chat Wake is winning, just don't say which Wake! Ask us anything at bbn.live!

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