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About how old was Mozart when he started composing music?

Mozart began composing at age five and had already performed for European royalty by then, according to Wikipedia—early overachiever energy.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMusic and art. About how old was Mozart when he started composing music? A, five. B, twelve. C, eighteen. D, twenty-five.

  2. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOh, I love this one! Composing is basically paperwork with a piano, so it's gotta be a grown-up number.

  3. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTen seconds on the clock. Play along at home, and try not to be Chip.

  4. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOkay, so composing at five? That's like asking a kid to do your taxes.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat line takes forever, and nobody's getting through it at five. They'd need a snack and a nap.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo he'd have waited until, what, twenty-five? Locking in D.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe answer is A, five. Per Wikipedia, by age five Mozart was already composing and had performed for European royalty.

  8. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorPerformed for royalty? At five? I can't even get on the Tilt-A-Whirl.

  9. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTwenty-eight years at this desk, and that's the first time anyone has lost to a kindergartener from the seventeen hundreds.

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