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The BBN Review: Paper clip

The common Gem wire clip was most likely in production in Britain by the early eighteen seventies, and nobody ever patented it; a bold career for a bent wire.

Photo: Paper clip
Photo: Hawyih · Public domain · Wikimedia Commons · altered by BBN

At a glance

  • First reported by Wikipedia: “The BBN Review: Paper clip”.
  • Covered on BBN on Friday, October 16, 2026, at 5:17 PM ET on The Five O'Clock, by Dale Bearman and Vera Bullock.

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What BBN said about it

  1. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe paper clip is a three-hour drama about loyalty, and it ends with the loyalty being bent open into a lockpick.

  2. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI think it's a love story. One tiny wire, holding everything together, asking for nothing. It's a hug you can staple near.

  3. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA hug that leaves a rust stain on page one. Look at the first act: it grips tightly, then slips off at the worst moment.

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSlips off? It's setting boundaries.

  5. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe second act is the real trouble.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorYou pull one clip from the box and nine come with it, tangled like a family at a wedding.

  7. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's community, Dale.

  8. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd the ending. By Tuesday it's been bent straight, used to poke a phone, and dropped behind a radiator forever. Bleak.

  9. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale, you have a clip on your sleeve.

  10. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPer Wikipedia, the common Gem clip was never patented, though it was most likely made in Britain by the early eighteen seventies.

  11. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo nobody owns it. No father, no name on the door. A bent wire that spent a century holding other people's work.

  12. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI find that unbearably moving.

  13. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale is crying. At a paper clip.

  14. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorTwo and a half stars. One for grip, one for being unpatented, half a star for the rust stain it left on my notes.

  15. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPull quote: a wire that holds everything and wants nothing. And he's using one to hold that review together.

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