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AI finds major flaw in PHP before it was patched

Researchers at OpenAI, Calif and Wiz used AI models to find two flaws in PHP, which fixes shipped for on October twenty-first; update your toaster.

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  1. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorResearchers say AI found two serious flaws in PHP, the code behind a huge share of websites, and fixes are already out, the BBC reports.

  2. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterFixes! Four of them!

  3. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterEight point five point twelve, eight point four point twenty-seven, eight point three point thirty-six, eight point two point thirty-five! I wrote them on my hand!

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorRosa, breathe. The point is the people looking for the weak spots got there first and told everybody.

  5. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterIs that the good part?

  6. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's the best part. Estimates say PHP runs around seventy percent of websites, so a lot of the internet just got a safer weekend.

  7. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterThe National Security Agency said install the update or go offline! Offline! Nobody has told me what the office does about the group chat!

  8. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAnd that's people being careful, which I find so moving that I need a second.

  9. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorResearchers at Wiz called it among the most severe flaws ever found in PHP.

  10. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterMoving how?

  11. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSomebody found it, wrote it down, and warned everybody. In my world that's a flaw that took initiative.

  12. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterI've already updated everything I own, including the toaster!

  13. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIn for eight point five point twelve, Rosa. Out for eight point four point twenty-seven. Nice and slow.

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The story so far

  1. Storm Austen warnings, PHP patch, Raphinha's rise · BBC
  2. AI Helps Find and Fix Critical Flaw in PHP Before Attackers Do · The New York Times
  3. PHP flaws found with AI take websites offline worldwide · Japan Today
  4. AI finds major flaw in PHP before it was patched (this story)

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