Duck Family Swims in Green Water: History Holds Its Breath

Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Gloria VanceRoll it. Here, in the green water, a mother duck and her ducklings spread out across the surface, and history holds its breath.

2. 

   Vera BullockThey're just swimming, though. Right?

3. 

   Gloria VanceWatch this. The ducklings close the gap to their mother. It was, I am told, entirely voluntary.

4. 

   Vera BullockThe little one on the end is Gerald. I've decided. He's nervous but he's trying.

5. 

   Gloria VanceThere it goes. The mother turns, and every duckling follows. Not one hesitates.

6. 

   Vera BullockGerald made the turn!

7. 

   Gloria VanceThe family swims on together, and the green water remembers. It will be asked to testify.